"If this is the 90's fast food era, then the majesty of rock is
fast food for thought"
"Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"Some people think that alcohol is a drug , it's not, it's a drink"
"To err is human ... but it takes a computer to really fuck things up..."
"I want to die like my grandad: asleep and at peace ... not screaming
and terrified, like the people in his car..."
"I didn't break the planet ... It was this way when I found it"
"The Liver is a potentially cancerous Organ. Kill it ... before it kills you."
Spiders Drinking Club motto ... possibly Oscar Wilde
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
A. Whitney Brown
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson
"If we can't fix it, it's not broken"
"St. Valentine, who is remembered for making the sad, lonely people feel like shit."
"Who needs four fingers when a Twix fits?"
Have you got any
funny quotes for me?